Megan Fox. That should be enough.

JoBlo's got a shot of the new one-sheet for Jennifer's Body, and you can check out the supersized version over at Bloody Disgusting. According to the article, Daniel over there is the luckiest man on the planet, seeing as how he got Megan Fox to take his pants off and do awesome stuff to him. You sir, are my hero.

I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day, and we were discussing the ridiculous beauty of this breathtaking creature. He said God broke the mold when he made Megan Fox. I disagreed.

Jesus Christ is the son of God, right? Well, Jesus had to have a mom. Yeah, yeah - I know all about Mary, but I'm gonna posit a theory: Mary was just a surrogate mother, you see? God had a wife, they made holy cosmic love, conceived the baby Jesus zygote, and shot him down to Earth, directly into Mary's womb. The Almighty had a bride, and her name was Megan Fox.

Stroker Ace 4815162342: "For God so loved the world, he sent his hot-ass wife from Heaven to bear her midriff in Michael Bay movies."

That's in The Bible.

Jennifer's Body has a Red Band Trailer, but...

Dammit.

I held out hope for this flick - and I guess it's premature to give up on it - but a little bit of blood and the utterance of the F-word don't really make a red band trailer any dirtier than a regular one, you know?

Shock 'Til You Drop's got the premiere, so head on over there to check it out and judge for yourself. Now, in the interest of full disclosure, I'd watch Megan Fox finger paint with monkey pies if I thought she might show some skin, but after watching this trailer, I'm not so sure that rule still applies.

Another observation that doesn't bode well for the flick? They advertise the soundtrack artists at the end. In all my years of trailer-watching, the only film I can remember doing that and being worth a shit was Clerks. I can't remember any others that did that, because they, you know, sucked.