JoBlo's got a shot of the new one-sheet for Jennifer's Body, and you can check out the supersized version over at Bloody Disgusting. According to the article, Daniel over there is the luckiest man on the planet, seeing as how he got Megan Fox to take his pants off and do awesome stuff to him. You sir, are my hero.
I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day, and we were discussing the ridiculous beauty of this breathtaking creature. He said God broke the mold when he made Megan Fox. I disagreed.
Jesus Christ is the son of God, right? Well, Jesus had to have a mom. Yeah, yeah - I know all about Mary, but I'm gonna posit a theory: Mary was just a surrogate mother, you see? God had a wife, they made holy cosmic love, conceived the baby Jesus zygote, and shot him down to Earth, directly into Mary's womb. The Almighty had a bride, and her name was Megan Fox.
Stroker Ace 4815162342: "For God so loved the world, he sent his hot-ass wife from Heaven to bear her midriff in Michael Bay movies."
That's in The Bible.
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